Ten Tips for the Ultimate Lockdown Movie Night
Below is a copy of a blog post originally published on the Set Phasers to Film website during the COVID pandemic:
Covid-19 has ruined much of 2020; jobs lost, businesses closed, events postponed… Even cinemas have been impacted by the closure of cinemas and a range of exciting blockbusters’ releases postponed. The impact has been devastating.
However, since it’s always good to look on the bright side of life, one positive is that we now have a chance to put our feet up and catch up on films we missed. You know, the ones you’ve been meaning to watch (for me recently it was Chinatown) or to revisit some old favourites. But how can we really capture the magic of cinema from home?
1. Have a Game Plan
When you go to the cinema, you expect them to have everything sorted – that’s your job now. No interruptions, no deliveries, go to the bathroom in advance. You’re getting the proper cinema experience – no pausing or getting up. Plan ahead!
2. Make it more than just a movie – make it Date Night
Sure, you can head out to the cinema just to watch a movie. And yes, of course, it can be casual. But it’s not always. Sometimes the best cinema experiences are when it’s part of an event. If you live with a special someone, cook yourselves a fancy meal, make themed drinks, and leave time to chat about the movie afterwards.
3. Invite your friends for more than just a Breakfast Club
Everywhere in the world has different restrictions so this might be tricky. Ideally, it’d be great to invite a handful of friends or family over. But failing that, there are alternatives; Netflix Party allows you and your friends to synchronise video playback and chat to your friends as you watch. Or you can Zoom or phone people who watched the same film to chat about it afterwards. The social aspect doesn’t have to die.
4. Snuggle under a blanket for Warm Bodies
An advantage of having movie nights at home rather than at the cinema is being in the comfort of your own home. Lay out on the couch, put your feet up, snuggle under your favourite, cosiest blanket… Just don’t get so comfy you fall asleep!
5. Get dark so you’re not Blinded by the Light
Nothing ruins the cinematic atmosphere like daylight streaking through a window or the blare of a lamp reflecting off the TV screen. Close the curtains, turn off a few lights, maybe light up a few candles for alternate mood lighting.
6. Every Cinema Paradiso needs a large screen
There’s a reason cinemas have big screens. There’s a reason we love going to see films with spectacles in IMAX. And we shouldn’t ignore that here. TVs are expensive and that can be an issue… but, hey – we can all sit a little bit closer. Our eyes won’t really turn square if we sit too close to the TV… right?
7. Visit Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory for a sweet tooth
Snacks at the cinema are infamous. Delicious they may well be, but they come at a price, both nutritional and financial. We’ll all admit they’re a rip-off and I’m willing to bet we’ve all snuck a few cheaper snacks into a screening rather than pay for an over-priced packet of Malteasers. Fortunately, snacks are much cheaper to have at home and you don’t have to sneak them in! Plus there’s even more freedom! Popcorn, chocolate, sweets – sure! Fancy something utterly bizarre? A watermelon, maybe? Go for it! No one’s judging this time.
8. Allow The Producers to entice you
I like to allow time to get to the cinema in time, but I’m always safe in the knowledge that, if ever I’m running a little late, I’ve got extra time until the film starts because of the trailers… but, let’s face it, we like the trailers! Sometimes, depending on the film, they can be the best part! Most TVs have YouTube now – what else would you use them for? Get up a trailer playlist to decide what film to watch next!
9. Don’t get trapped in a Phone Booth
It’s become cliché now. Someone vaguely recognisable – from an actor to a Minion – will come out on your screen and give you their own (often comical) spin on the ‘no phones’ rule. And rightly so. Put your phone away. No texts, no calls. Put it on silent. And I know you might recognise so-and-so from that film… but wait until later to check IMDb!
10. Make sure you’re in A Quiet Place
Similar to the phone rule, respect everyone watching the film – even if it’s just you. Nothing ruins a film’s carefully built atmosphere more than some bozo blurting out stupid, inane comments or asking a question. ‘Who’s that?’ ‘What are they doing?’ These people just don’t realise that sometimes the easiest way to find out the answers to these questions isn’t by asking, but by watching the damn film! So please, just watch it.
And enjoy!
The cinemas will be back open one day, but for now don’t let the reels stop rolling!